Life is not a fairy tale…Love is not a power ballad…and babies are never as calm as the Gerber commercials portray them. But, if there’s one thing a girl can count on, it’s that chocolate cake will go straight to your thighs.
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“Cleanliness is next to Godliness only in severely abridged dictionaries.”— Sir Terry Pratchett (via thatchris)
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Don’t you dare believe that. You don’t have questions enabled on your blog, so hopefully you see this.
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I got that bitch a blog, bitches love blogs. Or things I did today I'm proud/not proud of.
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President Obama on the payroll tax cut extension last week: “Until you see me sign this thing, you’ve got to keep on speaking up … If it’s not on...
