Thoughts from Krypton

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I finally made enough jokes about emotional eating that my picture really is next to it in the Dictionary. And yet I still plow thru these mini Milky Ways like they were the last chocolate on earth.

Truthful Tuesday
***If my finger and toe nails are not done to perfection, I can’t function. That, ladies and gentlemen is MY kryptonite.***

I had McDonald’s for lunch again. I added my usual three chocolate chip cookies. I need an intervention. Or one of you need to cook me a nutritious lunch and deliver daily around noon?

(Source: sodakswag)

Ever have that overwhelming feeling that makes you say, “I just wanna go home”…but then you kinda forget where that is? Yeah, that.

Lunch…just try and stop me!

Lunch…just try and stop me!

If men had to wear bras, there would be a multi million dollar project to create technology to replace UNDERWIRE!!!! Um, kinda related here, owie.

Jan 5
No regrets…

No regrets…

If he had only waited for the right redhead…

If he had only waited for the right redhead…

Only December 13th and I’m officially done with holiday shopping! Even the wrapping paper and bows. It’s a Festivus miracle!

On good days, I’m a mix of American Horror Story’s Constance with a dash of Max from Two Broke Girls, to add the angst of youth. On bad days, I’m just Lucille Ball

Dec 9

Thank God it’s Friday, yada, yada…something, something weekend…

Dec 9
She was uniquely exquisite!

She was uniquely exquisite!